cranapplejuiceadvocate:

me whispering to my dog in the dark: hey.. you still up?

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growlithed:

i wish my parents got me into a sport when i was young and kept me committed to it so id have a nice body but instead i ended up on the internet and im gross

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alexthefalcon:

SOMEONE PUT MY SCHOOL UP FOR SALE ON CRAIGSLIST image

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religiousdad:

when you ask ur crush who they like and they say someone else’s name and you act like you’re fine

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svveden:

how dare you call me stupid. i know tons of useless information

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rnalevolent:

ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened

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zootedboy:

if we skyping best believe im looking at myself in that lil window not u

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weavemunchers:

"What are your talents?"

Me: 

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telapathetic:

Your party mustn’t be very good if you have to snapchat me all of it

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